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English Demotivational Poster


Guilty By Suspicion -


TAGS: grammer english rules suspect comfort
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

premiumgrade - March 22, 2015, 11:29 pm
Beautiful, and CLEVER. 5L, for sure.
Greybeard - June 16, 2014, 3:57 am
;) Thank you.
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:51 am
Certinly a 5L repli I'm gonna start usin'. Thanx Gray!
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 11:21 pm
Thank you :)
chickenlittle - June 15, 2014, 10:13 am
that's hilarious! :D
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 4:13 am
Thank you :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2014, 12:25 am
AWESOME!


WE CAN'T LEARN ALL THE LANGUAGES - most people at McDonalds can't even give correct change


TAGS: english
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by OTC

OTC - May 8, 2012, 11:18 pm
When I went to Japan I didn't expect them to all speak English to accommodate me, its Japan, I expected the people to speak Japanese. So why do people come here and expect us to speak their language?
maoworks2 - May 8, 2012, 2:47 pm
Send This One To Quebec !
excuseme - May 7, 2012, 10:28 pm
And remember it's coloUr and most words end in 'ise' not 'ize'
CloudchaserS - May 7, 2012, 12:24 am
There are those who would say that saying that immigrants should have to learn our language is racist. I remember when The Governator got accused of being racist for saying that Hispanics should avoid Spanish language newspapers and tv channels
spypengen - May 6, 2012, 7:29 pm
It refers to if you move to a country you should learn their language but 5L anyway


1836 - Texas WAS a Spanish-Mexican colony till then.


TAGS: texas mexico spanish language colony english
Rating: 2.35/5

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Bakakurisu - June 15, 2009, 7:06 pm
Isn't "Spanish" that language they speak in that one European country? "Spain", is it? Until they came to what is now Texas, I a**ure you that the inhabitants weren't speaking Spanish. The US owns it now, and we speak English. DEAL WITH IT.
Claire - February 28, 2009, 8:25 pm
Texas isn't the entire nation, and it was annexed into America, an English- speaking nation colonised by England.
malarkyalert - September 10, 2008, 12:24 pm
Yeah and Texa was also its own Country too. So whats it to ya..
coleman - July 30, 2008, 2:24 pm
Yes, let's make it offical... I sekund that moshen.


Bobby -


TAGS: britain english police gun cop
Rating: 5/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:17 am
Britain, Canada, and a whole bunch of other countries with a fraction of the USA's crime rate and police forces not globally famous for how many unarmed black people and friendly pet dogs they shoot per year.
JesusWept - December 23, 2014, 1:27 am
Thanks, Missy and Edge :)
Thedge - December 22, 2014, 7:42 pm
And... it works. 5'd
MissPriss - December 22, 2014, 7:39 pm
Ah yes, Canada, being a British colony...we have the same methods of upholding the law...5L!
JesusWept - December 22, 2014, 12:53 pm
Thanks
JesusWept - December 22, 2014, 12:52 pm
Grazie.
Oldsod - December 22, 2014, 12:11 pm
Awsome...
GaryO - December 22, 2014, 12:00 pm
Primo
JesusWept - December 22, 2014, 5:30 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - December 22, 2014, 5:23 am
funny 5er


ENGRISH - you need to learn it


TAGS: english
Rating: 2.29/5

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POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.


TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....


IN FRENCH -


TAGS: french english steve martin
Rating: 4.52/5

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SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 6:57 pm
This made me laugh aloud in a library. I don't know whether to curse you or thank you. Probably both.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:33 pm
I went to Paris, France over the summer, for some reason its the MEN who run around n**** and the women who have harry armpits... and balls
Anonymous2 - January 25, 2011, 10:54 pm
Nah, they call a souffle a souffle.
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:11 pm
"Frenchmen are a remarkable race, They fight with their feet.." 5 plumes de ma tante


We Will Speak English Together -




POSTMAN PAT - This is why English people dont have nice things...


TAGS: post man pat english
Rating: 2.92/5

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ROM3O - October 29, 2009, 4:29 am
haha, idn he always kinda creeped me out when i was a kidd. and its an english showw
Derek - October 28, 2009, 8:46 pm
Some explanation is necessary


ENGLISH GRAMMAR FAIL - This is what happens when you miss classes to become a designer.


TAGS: fail grammar english clothes brazil
Rating: 2.31/5

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maverick1 - January 12, 2011, 7:10 pm
OH NOES! ENGRISH!


I MAY HAVE A LITTLE OCD... BUT - I hope you will notice my exact spelling, precise syntax and sterling use of proper grammar. Also, I have abstained from the use of slang.




DEPRESSION -


TAGS: press 1 for english
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 1:29 am
Dayamn, that's cold. The truth hurts x 5.
CANADA - April 16, 2010, 8:57 pm
LOL!


HERE'S A TOWEL -


TAGS: english sore tongue
Rating: 4.42/5

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Ragnar - April 1, 2012, 12:35 pm
or winters?
Sho - March 31, 2012, 8:52 pm
And if you don't have teeth?


AUTOMATIC TRANSLATORS -


TAGS: japan japanese english translation fail
Rating: 3.86/5

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Derek - May 29, 2011, 1:57 am
Fantastic find!


ENGLISH - Something this guy desperately needs to learn.


TAGS: ozzy osbourne black coffee english
Rating: 2.75/5

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Derek - May 2, 2010, 10:04 pm
Mrmumble SHARON! Murgmubm I can't get muh shoes on! Muh feet are on backwards!


THE FRENCH -


TAGS: french bad fail english
Rating: 1.46/5

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Alexis Chu - August 3, 2009, 9:24 am
?? and what's this demotivator supposed to mean ?


english grammar -


TAGS: english grammar generation
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 13, 2013, 12:58 pm
yup


ENTITLEMENTS -


TAGS: writing clarity english humor
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - December 5, 2013, 8:38 am

Remove the word 'elderly' and you get an existing demographic (sad to say). Shop smart, shop S Mart.


French the Language of Love -


TAGS: french english
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - October 20, 2014, 5:34 pm
Babelfish translation. The only French I know is merde`. Oh, and... no, that's not French.
Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:50 pm
Actually, some speak it like they have a mouthful of carp sandwich


my english teacher -




CABRIOLET DRIVER -


TAGS: early modern english drama
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - February 6, 2014, 7:40 pm
Hah! Looks rather familiar....
BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 8:15 am
5 Taxi drive'n Poodles! LMAO
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 1:21 am
I say. Well done. Here's a fiver.
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:28 am
LOL! I like it!


LOST IN TRANSLATION - Not this time.




English Muffin -




ANGLOMANIA -


TAGS: anglomania english obsessed mania theme silverheart
Rating: 4.18/5

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tc1991 - March 5, 2013, 6:25 am
England does not equal Britain


ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS - Breathalyser Der puffintem fur pistenarsen


TAGS: english german motoring terms
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Alixian

Alixian - August 29, 2011, 5:06 am
joke
uriel85 - August 26, 2011, 9:05 am
It's call'd Alkoholtestgerät


PLEASE LISTEN CAREFULLY -


TAGS: customer service day press 1 for english
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by sickartist

freestyler - December 10, 2009, 10:24 am
True, and it doesn't matter which service whatsoever.


DON'T THIEF - Third grade english fail.




ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS - Accident Der Bludimessen


TAGS: english german motoring terms
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Alixian

Alixian - August 29, 2011, 9:46 am
Ironic Karma?
Verdeckt - August 29, 2011, 7:07 am
Same thing over and over again. Can't tell if irony or karma..
Alixian - August 29, 2011, 5:07 am
joke joke jokety joke joke
uriel85 - August 26, 2011, 9:07 am
It's a Unfall or more exact Autounfall...


ENGLISH MADAFAKA - do you speak it?


TAGS: english mother f***er
Rating: 2.23/5

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jules - August 2, 2008, 7:32 am
I don't remember asking you a god d*** thing!


ENGLISH POLICE - ‘Ere guv, stop! Hand over that burger!


TAGS: police burger english fat
Rating: 1.78/5

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Asasello - January 4, 2010, 5:27 pm
at airports they always do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2010, 4:14 pm
Less than the average American household, of course.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2010, 4:13 pm
The average "bobby" doesn't....the rest carry quite high powered automatic weapons, from what I've seen.......they have a pacifist image, but in reality, those Limeys have plenty of firepower.
phydeaux - January 4, 2010, 4:10 pm
Pardon me for being an ignorant, self centered American...but I thought English Police did not normally carry weapons...
Derek - January 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
John Bull (and his brother) lives


Etymology -


TAGS: english grammar spelling word and
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - October 2, 2015, 4:34 pm
I dedicate that one to you, GaryO.
Greeny - October 2, 2015, 5:50 am
lol
GaryO - October 2, 2015, 12:21 am
5 an fav


Hind Sight -


TAGS: regret english language rhino pomegranate
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - October 19, 2015, 3:58 am
So, this program you have, Mr Melon. The one that turns the average pic into a Rococo. I must have it... 5 Louvres
MissPriss - October 18, 2015, 11:36 pm
Does that also apply to sumab****? 5L Greeny
mizzdizz - October 18, 2015, 10:47 pm
Excellent twist, Greeny! 5L


Disquieting -


TAGS: western or english saddle better
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 31, 2016, 4:21 am
UP yours


Inglish -


TAGS: english language mother thanks tattoo
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - May 10, 2016, 1:03 pm
Thanks!
concern3 - May 10, 2016, 1:02 pm
nice Up yours


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